I have been compelled to share the Good News and it can’t really wait.
I’ve just been running around off piste near La Rochelle and bumped into Jesus!
Not the sweet, fun Jesus that’s all about peace and love and that. No. Its the dying, tortured and mutilated Jesus, far more grumpy – no fun in fact – that we really seem to love to celebrate… I couldn’t believe it!
He was just hanging around in the middle of nowhere. Made up for fairly dull countryside. My impression of France – and this is just a general observation you understand – is that the top, right and bottom edges seem quite nice whilst the middle and fair sized chunks of the left edge can be viewed adequately from a safe distance.
Anyway – here’s one for the Captain – using paper! Unfortunately I’ve strayed way off the real maps I bought and so I’m stuck with a road atlas – but it’s the principle of not using sat nave that’s the point! I Have discovered that Post-it notes stuck to the inside of the tank bag “window” work a treat! Top most tip for you there!
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