Howzit. My deep deep dive into places to stay in France has shown me an underworld of depravity with cage fighters thinly disguised as hosts.
Always check your reviews hey? And be very clear about your special needs. And whatever you do do not say you like visiting the back alleys.
My most worst time was in what I thought was a nice funky and humorous basement room but it turned out to be a fungeon. The host became very agitated and more than once offered me his fists.
Top tip: if the host has his picture up, check it out. Judge that book by its fekkin cover man… If I’d checked this guy first I would have been a little suspicious… 
The Bonehead's Guide to Advanced Motorcycling 
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